On When Kitties Rule the Earth

I’ve realized. The problem with the President is that he’s a dog person. If he had cats, he’d be a very different person.

That’s neither here nor there, of course. When cats take over the world, what will my role in the new world order be?


Your Score: Head Box Cleaner


Chances of becoming someone’s kittylitter: 37%




Sweet! You did great, and your cats probably think you’re pretty okay for a human. They’ll probably even like you enough to put in a good word with the Grand Mouse Pouncer. You’ll have a good job cleaning out the litter boxes of some of the most revered cats in Kitty Kingdom. Such an honor!

(If you like learning stuff, check out A Brief History of House Cats at smithsonianmagazine.com!)


Link: The When the Cats Take Over Test written by rrr99 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Published by Allyn

A writer, editor, journalist, sometimes coder, occasional historian, and all-around scholar, Allyn Gibson is the writer for Diamond Comic Distributors' monthly PREVIEWS catalog, used by comic book shops and throughout the comics industry, and the editor for its monthly order forms. In his over ten years in the industry, Allyn has interviewed comics creators and pop culture celebrities, covered conventions, analyzed industry revenue trends, and written copy for comics, toys, and other pop culture merchandise. Allyn is also known for his short fiction (including the Star Trek story "Make-Believe,"the Doctor Who short story "The Spindle of Necessity," and the ReDeus story "The Ginger Kid"). Allyn has been blogging regularly with WordPress since 2004.

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