This is a real conversation I had with myself recently:

Farpoint is this weekend! Maybe I’ll go to Andy Nelson’s and get some BBQ for dinner.”

“You freaking moron. You drive past Andy Nelson’s every single day when you go to work. You can stop anytime you want after work. You don’t.”

“Oh. Yes. You’re right. I don’t. But BBQ!”

“Goddammit. You. Are. Fucking. Hopeless.”

By the way, Farpoint is this weekend, and it begins tonight. Check out my schedule, and if you’re there perhaps we’ll cross paths!

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