{"id":1771,"date":"2008-04-12T15:05:05","date_gmt":"2008-04-12T20:05:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?page_id=1771"},"modified":"2015-11-09T17:46:34","modified_gmt":"2015-11-09T22:46:34","slug":"swords-of-the-iraqi","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?page_id=1771","title":{"rendered":"Swords of the Iraqi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t understand, Ambassador Cwan,&#8221; Commander Elizabeth Shelby said.  &#8220;Are you telling me that the Thallonian government actually <i>encouraged<\/i> the Iraqis to be bullies?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Si Cwan nodded gravely.  &#8220;We did, yes.  It seemed the most prudent course.  Our military resources were stretched enough, and if we could encourage a regional power to &#8216;take charge,&#8217; so to speak, in this sector, it freed us to pursue our policies elsewhere.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Captain Mackenzie Calhoun frowned.  &#8220;But you gave them biogenic weapons, which they then used on the Iranians, the Kuwaiti, their own citizens.  How can you justify this?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Cwan&#8217;s hand slapped the conference room table.  &#8220;<i>I<\/i> did nothing, Captain.  This policy was implemented by my father and his predecessor.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What did the Thallonians gain by this arrangement?&#8221; asked Soleta.<\/p>\n<p>Cwan took a deep breath, grateful that the tenor of conversation had shifted to something less confrontational.  &#8220;Resources, Lieutenant.  My government gave the Iraqi the weapons they needed to maintain order in this sector, and in exchange we received natural energy resources desperately needed elsewhere in the Empire.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You mean to tell us, Ambassador,&#8221; Shelby said, her voice growing cold, &#8220;that you exploited a people you set up to exploit others?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Cwan bristled.  &#8220;Of course, Commander Shelby.  It was quite a natural arrangement.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I must admit, Lord Cwan,&#8221; Calhoun interrupted, &#8220;I fail to see the point of this mission.  Why exactly are we travelling to Iraq-115?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why, isn&#8217;t that clear, Captain?  The Iraqi have been making provocative gestures toward the remaining Thallonian worlds.  They have been clandestinely developing more powerful biogenic weapons&#8211;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8211;from the very biogenic weapons your family so willingly gave them when it benefitted them,&#8221; Calhoun finished.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That is not true at all, Captain.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh?&#8221; said Calhoun.  &#8220;From where I sit, that&#8217;s very much how it appears.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Your orders, Captain?&#8221; Shelby asked.<\/p>\n<p>Calhoun stared at Si Cwan across the conference table.  Nothing more needed to be said.  &#8220;We&#8217;ll continue on towards Iraq-115 and meet with their leader, Hussein.  If I believe we can do something productive, then I will.  If not, with all due respect to Lord Cwan, I think there are far better ways for me to waste the <i>Excalibur<\/i>&#8216;s time.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><center>*  *  *<\/center><\/p>\n<p>Hussein was quite taken by Calhoun&#8217;s ready room.  &#8220;That&#8217;s an impressive sword, Captain,&#8221; he said, noting the Danteri blade hanging on the wall behind Calhoun&#8217;s desk.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Thank you, Your Excellency.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yours?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It is now.  I took it from the man who gave me this scar,&#8221; Calhoun said, pointing at the scar running down his cheek.<\/p>\n<p>Hussein laughed heartily.  &#8220;A worthy foe, then.  I take it he died for your wounds.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Calhoun smiled thinnly.  &#8220;Death wasn&#8217;t enough for him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><center>*  *  *<\/center><\/p>\n<p>Shelby heard the yelling on the bridge.  She dashed to the ready room door, called for a security override, and entered.  Calhoun stood before his desk, starring at the wall.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mac?&#8221; she whispered.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The sword.  That bastard took the sword.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She looked at the wall.  Calhoun&#8217;s ceremonial sword was, indeed, missing.  &#8220;How?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How?&#8221; Calhoun echoed.  &#8220;What does that matter?  The sword&#8217;s gone.  I don&#8217;t know how, I don&#8217;t care how.  That bastard Hussein is going to pay.&#8221;  He paused for emphasis.  &#8220;Dearly.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><center>*  *  *<\/center><\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;Of course I stole your sword, Captain.  I thought it would look nice in my own residence.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s not yours, Hussein.  I want it back.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;You&#8217;ll have to come and take it, then.  Fight me for it, like a man.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, Hussein, I have a better idea.&#8221;  He turned to Kebron.  &#8220;Cut the channel.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The screen went dark.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Soleta, is the transponder I installed in the sword still functioning?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes, Captain.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mac, I don&#8217;t believe this.  You installed a transponder in your <i>sword<\/i>?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Calhoun shrugged.  &#8220;Someone was bound to steal it one of these days.  Best if I can track down the bastard who stole it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Shelby shook her head.  Calhoun could be so rationally irrational at times.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Zak, the shields on the Iraqi city?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We can beam through them.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Excellent.  Have Transporter Room Two beam my sword directly to the bridge.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Seconds later, Calhoun&#8217;s sword reappeared in the center of the bridge.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Captain,&#8221; Kebron said, &#8220;we are being hailed by the surface.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I have no doubt,&#8221; Calhoun said as he stood, straightening his tunic.  &#8220;On screen.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;Captain, I thought you were a man of honor and you would fight me for the sword.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Honor?  You&#8217;re a thief, Hussein.  You stole something of mine, I&#8217;m right to steal it back.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hussein smiled.  <i>&#8220;We&#8217;re even, then.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hardly.  Bullies need to learn lessons.  And get your own sword.&#8221;  Calhoun turned to Kebron.  &#8220;Zak, lock photon torpedoes on the Iraqi weapons facilities located by Soleta.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Kebron growled, &#8220;Done.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;Captain, what are you doing?&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Teaching you a lesson.  A long-overdue one.  Close channel.&#8221;  He paused dramatically.  &#8220;Fire.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The <i>Excalibur<\/i> rocked slightly as a dozen photon torpedoes streaked down toward Iraq-115&#8217;s surface.  Explosions blossomed across the main continent.<\/p>\n<p><center>*  *  *<\/center><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mac, was that necessary?&#8221; Shelby asked in the Team Room.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Absolutely.  He stole my sword.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But you destroyed half the planet.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Eppy, he stole my <i>sword<\/i>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Shelby shook her head.  Calhoun could be so maturely immature at times.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t understand, Ambassador Cwan,&#8221; Commander Elizabeth Shelby said. &#8220;Are you telling me that the Thallonian government actually encouraged the Iraqis to be bullies?&#8221; Si Cwan nodded gravely. &#8220;We did, yes. It seemed the most prudent course. 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