My sister got married Saturday.<\/p>\n
That's not what's strange.<\/p>\n
One of the bridesmaids gave me her phone number.<\/p>\n
That's not what's strange.<\/p>\n
I had a dream about work.<\/p>\n
That's what's strange.<\/p>\n
The dream, and I'm not clear on all the details because it's a dream and they have surreal logics all their own, involved me reviewing applications at work.<\/p>\n
In my dream Emily Deschanel from Bones<\/i> applied to work at my store.<\/p>\n
That<\/i>'s strange.<\/p>\n
Especially since it's her sister Zooey that I've taken a fancy to. I don't watch Bones<\/i>, and other than the one episode I watched about ten minutes of I doubt very much that I've seen Emily Deschanel in anything<\/i>.<\/p>\n
Strange.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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