{"id":1053,"date":"2004-01-15T15:41:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-15T20:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=1053"},"modified":"2004-01-15T15:41:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-15T20:41:00","slug":"on-episode-vii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1053","title":{"rendered":"On Episode VII?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve heard by now.  George Lucas is now contemplating making Episodes 7-9, after saying for the past five or six years that no, <i>Star Wars<\/i> was only a six-episode story, despite the previous decade where he said, no, it&#8217;s a nine-episode story (and that brief stretch when it was twelve).<\/p>\n<p>Please.  Shoot me now.  Isn&#8217;t it clear by now that Lucas should stay away from <i>Star Wars<\/i>?  As I left <i>Return of the King<\/i> a few weeks ago, I said to one of my staff, &#8220;Well, Lucas should say to his staff, &#8216;Guys, just go home.  Episode III can&#8217;t top this.  I should kill myself now.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I&#8217;m just bitter.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, &#8220;Dalek&#8217;s Masterplan,&#8221; episode 2 has been recovered.  To scrub my brain of the disaster that was &#8220;Zagreus,&#8221; I gave &#8220;DMP&#8221; a listen a few weeks ago; there&#8217;s an epic story that knows that epic means more than just &#8220;really fucking long.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The sad thing about &#8220;Zagreus&#8221; is that I haven&#8217;t been able to bring myself to listen to &#8220;Scherzo,&#8221; the follow-up story.  I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s fine, a complete 180 degree turn from the bloated corpse of &#8220;Zagreus,&#8221; but I just can&#8217;t bring myself to it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve heard by now. George Lucas is now contemplating making Episodes 7-9, after saying for the past five or six years that no, Star Wars was only a six-episode story, despite the previous decade where he said, no, it&#8217;s a nine-episode story (and that brief stretch when it was twelve). Please. Shoot me<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1053\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Episode VII?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[136],"tags":[4114],"class_list":["post-1053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-star-wars","tag-star-wars","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1053","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1053"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1053\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}