{"id":1058,"date":"2007-04-18T16:15:56","date_gmt":"2007-04-18T21:15:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=1058"},"modified":"2007-04-18T16:15:56","modified_gmt":"2007-04-18T21:15:56","slug":"on-things-i-am-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1058","title":{"rendered":"On Things I Am Not"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From time to time I like to pull the logs of the search phrases used to reach <a href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\">this fine webpage<\/a>.  I wonder at times&#8230; What topics do people think I can offer insight into?  What do people want to know?  How can I educate?<\/p>\n<p>Instead, I discover that people think I run a fan club.<\/p>\n<p>Bill Leisner&#8217;s fan club.<\/p>\n<p>Readers!<\/p>\n<p>We have gone over this.  Bill is <i>entirely<\/i> capable of running his own fan club.<\/p>\n<p>Bill.  Doesn&#8217;t.  Need.  Me!<\/p>\n<p>Of course, the irony of this rant does <i>not<\/i> escape me.  People will <i>continue<\/i> to come here, thinking I run Bill&#8217;s fan club because of the text on this page that Google so mercilessly indexes.  I live in the vain hope, however, that just as I am no longer the top hit on the phrase &#8220;Kevin Dilmore Fan Club&#8221; that someday I will no longer be the top hit on &#8220;Bill Leisner Fan Club.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nor am I <a href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=426\">Anakin Skywalker&#8217;s father<\/a>.  But that goes without saying.<\/p>\n<p>What a strange world it is in which we live! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From time to time I like to pull the logs of the search phrases used to reach this fine webpage. I wonder at times&#8230; What topics do people think I can offer insight into? What do people want to know? How can I educate? Instead, I discover that people think I run a fan club.<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1058\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Things I Am Not&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4095],"tags":[351,868],"class_list":["post-1058","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wordpress","tag-meta","tag-rant","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1058","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1058"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1058\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}