{"id":1071,"date":"2002-12-10T09:47:00","date_gmt":"2002-12-10T14:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=1071"},"modified":"2002-12-10T09:47:00","modified_gmt":"2002-12-10T14:47:00","slug":"stalking-the-wild-harry-potter-book","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1071","title":{"rendered":"Stalking the wild Harry Potter book"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday brought two surprises.  The first, and potentially the most important, was that I got my power back after five days.  Raleigh, North Carolina was hit by a massive ice storm on last Wednesday, leaving upwards of 70 percent of the Raleigh\/Durham area without electricity, and without electricity I had neither heat nor water.  After promises from the power company that I would have power back on Thursday, Friday, and Sunday, yesterday morning they were saying Wednesday, and by that point in time I was near the point of shooting someone or taking a saw to an electrical pole somewhere simply out of spite.  Electricity, then, came as a welcome surprise.<\/p>\n<p>The other surprise was a package in the mail.  The bootleg Chinese fifth Harry Potter novel.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t even read Chinese, but it&#8217;s not for me.  I thought it would make a fun Christmas gift for my sister. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Apparently you can also buy books six and seven in China.  In one Harry turns into a dwarf with hairy feet.  In another Harry learns that he&#8217;s Gandalf the Grey&#8217;s grandson.<\/p>\n<p>The cover of <i>Harry Potter and Leopard-Walk-Up-To-Dragon<\/i> says it was written by J.K. Rowling.  Has her picture.  Has &#8220;Harry Potter&#8221; written in the movie font.  Has screencaps from the first film as illustrations on some pages, has anime-styled Harry on others.  Really, it&#8217;s quite an odd book.  I&#8217;m curious what the story within is.  I hope my sister tracks down a native Chinese speaker.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday brought two surprises. The first, and potentially the most important, was that I got my power back after five days. Raleigh, North Carolina was hit by a massive ice storm on last Wednesday, leaving upwards of 70 percent of the Raleigh\/Durham area without electricity, and without electricity I had neither heat nor water. After<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1071\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Stalking the wild Harry Potter book&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[74],"tags":[64,832,852,4093],"class_list":["post-1071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reading","tag-christmas","tag-family","tag-headline","tag-life","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1071"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}