{"id":114,"date":"2004-04-17T22:22:38","date_gmt":"2004-04-17T22:22:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=114"},"modified":"2004-04-17T22:22:38","modified_gmt":"2004-04-17T22:22:38","slug":"the-van-helsing-trailer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=114","title":{"rendered":"The Van Helsing trailer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The first time I saw the <i>Van Helsing<\/i> trailer, when I went to see <i>Hellboy<\/i> for the first time, I thought the movie looked to have some promise.  One of my employees thought Jackman had too much of an Amish look to him; I tried to explain that no, that&#8217;s <b>not<\/b> an Amish look, and I would know, I lived in Lancaster, Pennsylvania for a while and had two Amish farms as my neighbors.<\/p>\n<p>Off on a tangent I&#8217;ve gone.<\/p>\n<p>The second time I saw the trailer, when I went with a group of friends to see <i>Hellboy<\/i> a second time, I had a deeply sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach.<\/p>\n<p>Why?<\/p>\n<p>I noticed who was playing Dracula.<\/p>\n<p>Richard Roxburgh.<\/p>\n<p>Now, Roxburgh has a claim to fame.  He can rightly say that he is one of maybe three actors&#8211;among them Orson Welles&#8211;to have played Sherlock Holmes, James Moriarty, and Dracula.  Holmes, in a BBC production of <i>The Hound of the Baskervilles<\/i>.  Moriarty, in last summer&#8217;s <i>LXG<\/i>.  And now Dracula.<\/p>\n<p>Roxburgh made a terrible Holmes.  Roxburgh made a terrible Moriarty.  I have little confidence in his ability to portray the embodiment of pure evil as Dracula.<\/p>\n<p>I know I&#8217;ll go see the film.  I can&#8217;t shake the feeling, though, that <i>Van Helsing<\/i> will fail in the villain department.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The first time I saw the Van Helsing trailer, when I went to see Hellboy for the first time, I thought the movie looked to have some promise. One of my employees thought Jackman had too much of an Amish look to him; I tried to explain that no, that&#8217;s not an Amish look, and<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=114\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;The Van Helsing trailer&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[875],"class_list":["post-114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-van-helsing","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}