{"id":118,"date":"2004-05-10T12:16:03","date_gmt":"2004-05-10T12:16:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=118"},"modified":"2004-05-10T12:16:03","modified_gmt":"2004-05-10T12:16:03","slug":"van-helsing-the-short-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=118","title":{"rendered":"Van Helsing &#8211; The Short Review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What a stupid fucking piece of shit.<\/p>\n<p>A longer review will follow in a day or two, once I&#8217;ve had the time to digest the colossal monstrosity that is <i>Van Helsing<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What a stupid fucking piece of shit. A longer review will follow in a day or two, once I&#8217;ve had the time to digest the colossal monstrosity that is Van Helsing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[92],"tags":[875],"class_list":["post-118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film","tag-van-helsing","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}