{"id":1205,"date":"2007-07-02T08:00:26","date_gmt":"2007-07-02T12:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=1205"},"modified":"2007-07-02T08:00:26","modified_gmt":"2007-07-02T12:00:26","slug":"on-a-sleep-oddity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1205","title":{"rendered":"On A Sleep Oddity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I woke this morning at two.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not certain why.  Might have been a sound that pierced the veil of sleep.  Might have been a reaction to rolling over in bed, as I toss and turn a <i>lot<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Two.<\/p>\n<p>In the past when I&#8217;ve woken at odd times of the morning, strange things have happened.  My arms might feel like they&#8217;re&#8230; wrong.  Wrong shape.  Wrong place.  Not even mine.  Alien.  An eye might be working, but it doesn&#8217;t register.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like the software is running, but it&#8217;s running wrong.  The system&#8217;s clogged up.<\/p>\n<p>This morning?<\/p>\n<p>My hair was gone.<\/p>\n<p>I had my hair chopped off a few weeks ago.  Not quite as short as I&#8217;ve worn it, but still very short.<\/p>\n<p>But when I woke up at two, my hair was gone.<\/p>\n<p>I even touched my head, and though I felt hair on the scalp, it felt&#8230; <i>wrong<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>After a few moments of momentary panic, I rolled over and went back to sleep.<\/p>\n<p>I think there&#8217;s a technical term for this&#8211;for the body feeling wrong when awoken suddenly.  Body sleep morphism, or something like that.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually, though, I got back to sleep.  All was good.<\/p>\n<p>Hair&#8217;s right.  Arms are working.  I don&#8217;t feel blind in the right eye.<\/p>\n<p>All is good. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke this morning at two. I&#8217;m not certain why. Might have been a sound that pierced the veil of sleep. Might have been a reaction to rolling over in bed, as I toss and turn a lot. Two. In the past when I&#8217;ve woken at odd times of the morning, strange things have happened.<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1205\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On A Sleep Oddity&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114],"tags":[4093],"class_list":["post-1205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asides","tag-life","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1205"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1205\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}