{"id":1230,"date":"2007-07-18T08:05:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-18T12:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=1230"},"modified":"2007-07-18T08:05:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-18T12:05:00","slug":"on-the-latest-search-phrases","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1230","title":{"rendered":"On the Latest Search Phrases"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re closing in on the two-thirds point of the month of July, and what are people looking for from me?<\/p>\n<p>Well, fully twenty percent of all searches landing on this website&#8211;over 160 thus far this month&#8211;are looking for information about Captain Jack Harkness.<\/p>\n<p>Beyond that, it&#8217;s the typical.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Is Stephen Fry writing a <i>Doctor Who<\/i> script?&#8221;  No.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Can I make nine dollars an hour working for EB Games?&#8221;  Don&#8217;t make me laugh, bucko.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Allyn Gibson.&#8221;  That name seems familiar&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;how did captain jack become immortal?&#8221;  Watch &#8220;Utopia&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Christopher Lee likes Harry Potter.&#8221;  Of course he does&#8211;Christopher Lee is a man of taste and distinction. \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Mark Prior hates Chicago.&#8221;  I don&#8217;t think so.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;how to bleed lego daleks.&#8221;  Umm, LEGO doesn&#8217;t bleed.  There should be a LEGO Dalek set, though.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Maybe I need to start writing about random shit.  Like Horta Porn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re closing in on the two-thirds point of the month of July, and what are people looking for from me? Well, fully twenty percent of all searches landing on this website&#8211;over 160 thus far this month&#8211;are looking for information about Captain Jack Harkness. Beyond that, it&#8217;s the typical. &#8220;Is Stephen Fry writing a Doctor Who<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1230\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On the Latest Search Phrases&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4095],"tags":[353],"class_list":["post-1230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wordpress","tag-search-phrases","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1230"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1230\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}