{"id":1312,"date":"2007-09-02T21:32:41","date_gmt":"2007-09-03T01:32:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=1312"},"modified":"2007-09-02T21:32:41","modified_gmt":"2007-09-03T01:32:41","slug":"on-when-kitties-rule-the-earth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1312","title":{"rendered":"On When Kitties Rule the Earth"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve realized. The problem with the President is that he’s a dog person. If he had cats, he’d be a very different person.<\/p>\n

That’s neither here nor there, of course. When cats take over the world, what will my role in the new world order be?
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Your Score: Head Box Cleaner<\/SPAN><\/H3>
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Chances of becoming someone’s kittylitter: 37%<\/H4>
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\n Sweet! You did great, and your cats probably think you’re pretty okay for a human. They’ll probably even like you enough to put in a good word with the Grand Mouse Pouncer. You’ll have a good job cleaning out the litter boxes of some of the most revered cats in Kitty Kingdom. Such an honor!<\/p>\n

(If you like learning stuff, check out A Brief History of House Cats<\/A> at smithsonianmagazine.com!)
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Link: The When the Cats Take Over Test<\/a> written by rrr99<\/a> on OkCupid Free Online Dating<\/a>, home of the The Dating Persona Test<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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