{"id":1383,"date":"2006-08-08T23:55:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-09T03:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=1383"},"modified":"2006-08-08T23:55:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-09T03:55:00","slug":"on-headaches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1383","title":{"rendered":"On Headaches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today seems to be a day for headaches.  All throughout the friends list I see people suffering from cranial pain.<\/p>\n<p>I, too, suffer that pain.<\/p>\n<p>It&apos;s part migraine.  I can tell by the location.<\/p>\n<p>It&apos;s part exhaustion.  Last night&apos;s inventory kicked my fucking ass.  I basically put in two eight-hour days yesterday &mdash; from 9 to 5, and from 8 to 4.  And people wonder why EB Games tires me so&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>It&apos;s part that contact headache from the baked kid in the store.<\/p>\n<p>I&apos;d love it if this headache went away.  I&apos;ll pop more pills shortly.  I want to sleep, but the headache&apos;s unlikely to let me.<\/p>\n<p>I&apos;ve decided that a headache is a living thing.  It <i>wants<\/i> to live.  It wants to grow.  It knows that, if I don&apos;t sleep, I&apos;ll have a headache tomorrow, and it will live another hour, another day.  No living thing wants to die.  Headaches don&apos;t want to die.  Ergo, a headache is a living thing.<\/p>\n<p>It&apos;s just <i>so<\/i> tempting to shove something through the skull, through the cranial wall, and attack the headache at its source.  I <i>know<\/i> that would be a Very Bad Thing to do, yet the urge remains.  If this headache continues, <i>this<\/i> living thing will be hating life.<\/p>\n<p>Sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today seems to be a day for headaches. All throughout the friends list I see people suffering from cranial pain. I, too, suffer that pain. It&apos;s part migraine. I can tell by the location. It&apos;s part exhaustion. Last night&apos;s inventory kicked my fucking ass. I basically put in two eight-hour days yesterday &mdash; from 9<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1383\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Headaches&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[229],"tags":[510,331,539,4124],"class_list":["post-1383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work","tag-headache","tag-migraine","tag-sleep","tag-work","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}