{"id":1402,"date":"2006-07-17T22:34:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-18T02:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=1402"},"modified":"2006-07-17T22:34:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-18T02:34:00","slug":"on-ruling-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1402","title":{"rendered":"On Ruling the World"},"content":{"rendered":"

Taken from Lisa<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel<\/span><\/th>\n<\/tr>\n
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How you gained your rule:<\/span><\/td>\n
Your title is:<\/span><\/td>\nThe Big Cheese<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Your symbol is:<\/span><\/td>\nthe fox, because you're foxy!<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
You rule from:<\/span><\/td>\na clear, crystalline palace, and change in the basement<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
At your side is:<\/span><\/td>\nyour griffon steed, Simba<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:<\/span><\/td>\njust regular, run-of-the-mill . . . cyborgs<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Your most popular law is:<\/span><\/td>\n“Whack Your Boss With A Dead Fish” Day<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Your least popular law is:<\/span><\/td>\nElectro-shock collars for stupid people<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Your worst enemy is:<\/span><\/td>\nthose awful clashing tapestries in your great hall<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Your popularity rating is:: 54%<\/span><\/caption>\n
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Your chance of being overthrown is:: 46%<\/span><\/caption>\n
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I'm quite partial to whacking bosses with dead fish. Go forth, my peons, and whack your boss! You'll thank me for it later. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Taken from Lisa: If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel Your first name: How you gained your rule: Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'NoContinue reading “On Ruling the World”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104],"tags":[4107],"class_list":["post-1402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memes","tag-memes","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}