{"id":1404,"date":"2006-07-19T19:42:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-19T23:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=1404"},"modified":"2006-07-19T19:42:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-19T23:42:00","slug":"on-my-impending-death","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1404","title":{"rendered":"On My Impending Death"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is most unfair:
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How Will I Die Quiz<\/p>\n

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You will die at the age of 106<\/p>\n

You will die in a freak accident with a banana<\/p>\n

Find out how you will die<\/a> at Quizopolis.com<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n

Quizopolis<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

What's so unfair about living to the ripe old age of 106? It's the deadly and dangerous life I lead, that's what! I can juggle knives, people. Knives! Tell me I won't suffer a freak accident doing that<\/i>, snuffing out my life before its time, and instead I'll die in some vaudevillian fashion with a banana? A banana<\/i>?<\/p>\n

I guess I'll take up bungie jumping, since I have another seven decades before I need to worry about snuffing it. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is most unfair: How Will I Die Quiz You will die at the age of 106 You will die in a freak accident with a banana Find out how you will die at Quizopolis.com What's so unfair about living to the ripe old age of 106? It's the deadly and dangerous life I lead,Continue reading “On My Impending Death”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104],"tags":[4107],"class_list":["post-1404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memes","tag-memes","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1404"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1404\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}