{"id":1428,"date":"2006-09-13T03:24:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-13T07:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=1428"},"modified":"2006-09-13T03:24:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-13T07:24:00","slug":"on-why-things-explode","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1428","title":{"rendered":"On Why Things Explode"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I told someone today, in all seriousness, that the reason Photon Torpedoes make <i>Really Big Bangs<\/i> is that the explosive charge is Illudium Q-36, a mineral found only on Mars.<\/p>\n<p>This will doubtless come in very handy for his writing endeavors.<\/p>\n<p>Bwah-ha-ha!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I told someone today, in all seriousness, that the reason Photon Torpedoes make Really Big Bangs is that the explosive charge is Illudium Q-36, a mineral found only on Mars. This will doubtless come in very handy for his writing endeavors. Bwah-ha-ha!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[75],"tags":[4089,4102],"class_list":["post-1428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing","tag-star-trek","tag-writing","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1428"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1428\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}