{"id":1444,"date":"2006-10-05T17:59:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-05T21:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=1444"},"modified":"2006-10-05T17:59:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-05T21:59:00","slug":"on-john-yoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1444","title":{"rendered":"On John Yoo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&apos;m sure many of you have heard about the NPR interview with legal scholar John Yoo.  Yoo, in case you don&apos;t know, is the legal theorist behind many of President Bush&apos;s philosophies.  Signing statements, the unitary executive&#8211;they all originate in the writings of John Yoo.<\/p>\n<p>Yoo was interviewed by NPR yesterday on the Congressional bill that strips enemy combatants of <i>habeus corpus<\/i> rights and other legal protections.  Yoo&apos;s justification for the move?  Economic realities.  <i>Habeus corpus<\/i> has a cost, he said.  Money.  Time.  Secrecy.  Congress is just trying to save money, speed the process along, protect the secrets the government needs to function.<\/p>\n<p>Earth to John Yoo.<\/p>\n<p>I&apos;d like to see you stripped naked, your wrists and ankles bound in rope, duct tape slapped across your mouth, then dropped into Guantanamo Bay where you&apos;ll be begging for your <i>habeus corpus<\/i> rights and the legal protections of the Geneva Conventions after you&apos;ve been sodomized fourteen times with a police baton, beaten to a bloody pulp, kept aware for seventy-two straight hours, and deprived of food and water.<\/p>\n<p>Fuck you, scum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&apos;m sure many of you have heard about the NPR interview with legal scholar John Yoo. Yoo, in case you don&apos;t know, is the legal theorist behind many of President Bush&apos;s philosophies. Signing statements, the unitary executive&#8211;they all originate in the writings of John Yoo. Yoo was interviewed by NPR yesterday on the Congressional bill<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1444\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On John Yoo&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[119],"tags":[273,387,568,4108,4141],"class_list":["post-1444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-george-bush","tag-iraq","tag-john-yoo","tag-politics","tag-torture","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1444"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}