Yes, my grandmother had conniptions because I did laundry today.<\/p>\n
I didn't care. It was breezy. It was warm. I love the smell of dress shirts when they come in off the line.<\/p>\n
And I'd forgotten how good a Guinness Extra Stout can be. I'd gotten so used to drinking the Guinness Draught that the heavier, more bitter taste of the Extra Stout has excised itself my mind.<\/p>\n
And the liquor store two blocks away? Sucks dogs balls. I'm just saying.<\/p>\n
But the laundry's done. And at midnight, Doctor Who<\/i>! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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