{"id":1476,"date":"2007-10-31T07:30:25","date_gmt":"2007-10-31T11:30:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=1476"},"modified":"2007-10-31T07:30:25","modified_gmt":"2007-10-31T11:30:25","slug":"on-halloweens-past","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1476","title":{"rendered":"On Halloweens Past"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Years ago I lived in Amish country, a little east of Lancaster, Pennsylvania.  There were some Amish farms on my road, and there were kids in the neighborhood.  As Halloween approached, I felt a bit giddy inside &mdash; there were <i>kids<\/i> in the neighborhood!  Halloween!  Amish kids!  Halloween!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d never really lived anywhere that trick-or-treating was done.  There were never any kids around.<\/p>\n<p>Suffice it to say, this particular Halloween I was feeling downright giddy.<\/p>\n<p>And so, I stocked up on candy.  <i>Lots<\/i> of candy.  These Amish kids, when they came door-to-door, they were going to be spoiled rotten.  They were getting&#8230; <b>candy!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Halloween night came, and I had my candy.  And I filled a bucket with it.  And I sat on my front porch, waiting for the kids to come.<\/p>\n<p>The Amish kids never came.<\/p>\n<p>And I ate a <i>lot<\/i> of candy.<\/p>\n<p>I discovered that the Amish don&#8217;t do Halloween.  This was most disappointing.  I really <i>wanted<\/i> to give the Amish kids York Peppermint Patties and Smarties and the two or three other types of candy I&#8217;d stocked up on.<\/p>\n<p>This year?  They gave out <i>Little Archie<\/i> comics by the bundle for us to give out to kids at home if they come around.  <i>Little Archie<\/i>.  Looking forward to it. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t bought any candy, though.  Maybe I&#8217;ll stop at the store on the way home from work.  Or on my lunch break.  Something something.<\/p>\n<p>Ooh!  I need popcorn.  Or something.  So I can watch cheesy horror movies.  Like <i>Billy the Kid vs. Dracula<\/i>.  Yeah.  Cheesy horror movies. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Happy Halloween!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Years ago I lived in Amish country, a little east of Lancaster, Pennsylvania. There were some Amish farms on my road, and there were kids in the neighborhood. As Halloween approached, I felt a bit giddy inside &mdash; there were kids in the neighborhood! Halloween! Amish kids! Halloween! I&#8217;d never really lived anywhere that trick-or-treating<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1476\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Halloweens Past&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[344,4134,4135,4093],"class_list":["post-1476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-amish","tag-dracula","tag-halloween","tag-life","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1476"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}