{"id":1539,"date":"2007-12-02T09:59:51","date_gmt":"2007-12-02T14:59:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=1539"},"modified":"2007-12-02T09:59:51","modified_gmt":"2007-12-02T14:59:51","slug":"on-christmas-music","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1539","title":{"rendered":"On Christmas Music"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It surprises people, when they know my lack of religious inclinations, that I enjoy listening to Christmas music.  Indeed, I listen to Christmas music pretty much year &#8217;round.<\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s not even purely secular Christmas music I listen to.  Yes, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1535\">I have Fleming &#038; John&#8217;s &#8220;Winter Wonderland,&#8221;<\/a> &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.retroactive.com\/music\/rudolphfreebird.mp3\">Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer&#8221; done in the style of &#8220;Free Bird,&#8221;<\/a> or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=933\">CDs of Beatles-influenced Christmas music<\/a>, but I also like the religious-tinged Christmas music.<\/p>\n<p>Much of my Christmas music is Celtic.  Something about pipes and strings, I guess.  And I have a CD of Christmas music done on the bagpipes, because everyone needs Christmas music done on the bagpipes.  And then there&#8217;s an&#8230; interesting album called <i>Christmas Inspired by Lord of the Rings<\/i> &mdash; I had to buy that one from the Czech Republic, and, well, I don&#8217;t read Czech, but somehow it all worked out.<\/p>\n<p>I even have some medieval Christmas music.  Which is odd.  As Christmas, as we know it, didn&#8217;t exist until the 1800s.  (I could call it an historical irony that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/id\/2132387\/\">it was the Christians who waged the harshest war on Christmas<\/a>, so I <i>will<\/i> call it an historical irony!)<\/p>\n<p>And jazz!  Yeah, I&#8217;ve got a fair collection of jazz Christmas music, too.  Not just the CD that probably <i>everyone<\/i> has &mdash; <i>A Charlie Brown Christmas<\/i> &mdash; but others as well.  Mostly collections; I can&#8217;t think of any single-artist jazz Christmas CDs I might have.<\/p>\n<p>And rock stars!  Ringo Starr&#8217;s <i>I Wanna Be Santa Claus<\/i> is great fun, and I like <i>Barenaked for the Holidays<\/i>, too.  Actually, I&#8217;m not that big a fan of major musical acts putting out a Christmas CD, but I&#8217;ve always said that if one of my favorite bands, Carbon Leaf, ever did a Christmas CD (and I think they should) I&#8217;d be the first person in line to buy it.<\/p>\n<p>Suffice it to say, I have a lot of Christmas music at my disposal.  Whatever for?<\/p>\n<p>What can I say?  I like it.  I like the <i>sound<\/i>.  The message of the music &mdash; especially the religious music &mdash; doesn&#8217;t resonate with me, yet I find listening to it rather soothing.  As the world grows darker, there&#8217;s a certain&#8230; <i>light<\/i> to Christmas music.  (And yes, I&#8217;m well aware of the astronomical significance of winter solstice festivals like Christmas &mdash; December 25th is when it begins to be obvious that the Sun is rising in the sky again.)<\/p>\n<p>At this time of year, you <i>expect<\/i> to hear Christmas music as a kind of ever-present muzak <i>anyway<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll say this.  You&#8217;ve never heard &#8220;What Child Is This?&#8221; until you&#8217;ve heard it played like &#8220;While My Guitar Gently Weeps.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And how can I forget <i>Mr. Hankey&#8217;s Christmas Classics<\/i>? \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n<p>But I do draw the line at &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=928\">Do They Know It&#8217;s Christmas?<\/a>&#8221;  It&#8217;s a creepy, offensive, cloying, racist piece of garbage &mdash; children are dying of starvation and thirst in Africa, and Bono sings, &#8220;Tonight thank god it&#8217;s them instead of you&#8221; &mdash; and it&#8217;s just <i>wrong<\/i> on so many levels that I have to question the sanity of the British record buying public that three versions of that song have gone to number one in the British pop charts.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s December.  There&#8217;s no snow in the air, at least not in Charm City.  But I <i>will<\/i> enjoy my copious collection of Christmas music.<\/p>\n<p>So should you. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It surprises people, when they know my lack of religious inclinations, that I enjoy listening to Christmas music. Indeed, I listen to Christmas music pretty much year &#8217;round. And it&#8217;s not even purely secular Christmas music I listen to. 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