{"id":1552,"date":"2007-12-11T21:26:19","date_gmt":"2007-12-12T02:26:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=1552"},"modified":"2007-12-11T21:26:19","modified_gmt":"2007-12-12T02:26:19","slug":"on-shrek-the-halls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1552","title":{"rendered":"On Shrek the Halls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ABC repeated their new holiday special, <i>Shrek the Halls<\/i> this evening.<\/p>\n<p>I hadn&#8217;t watched it on its original broadcast.  Several friends of mine, all of whom whose opinions I respect, admire, and often agree with, described <i>Shrek the Halls<\/i> variously as &#8220;a train wreck,&#8221; &#8220;this generation&#8217;s <i>Star Wars Holiday Special<\/i>,&#8221; among other descriptions.<\/p>\n<p>Since it was being followed by <i>Winnie-the-Pooh and Christmas, Too<\/i>, I decided I&#8217;d watch <i>Shrek the Halls<\/i>, just to see if it were, in fact, really as bad as it had been made out to be.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been generally untouched by Shrek.  I saw the first film, and I own it on DVD.  But I&#8217;ve seen neither of the sequels.  So, maybe for me, Shrek isn&#8217;t overly familiar.<\/p>\n<p>I kinda enjoyed <i>Shrek the Halls<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, it&#8217;s basically a free commercial for the <i>Shrek<\/i> franchise.  Parents may watch this with their kids and realize, &#8220;Oh, there might be a <i>Shrek<\/i> product I don&#8217;t own.&#8221;  And it wouldn&#8217;t surprise me if <i>Shrek the Halls<\/i> hits retail before the 24th.  For all I know, it&#8217;s already on sale.<\/p>\n<p>I laughed at it.<\/p>\n<p>No, it wasn&#8217;t particularly inventive in any way.  It has the typical sitcom plot of a well-meaning father who wants to give his wife and family the perfect Christmas, only to have everything he does thwarted by his friends and neighbors.  Sitting there, watching <i>Shrek the Halls<\/i>, I could predict every plot beat.  The story wasn&#8217;t surprising, and it didn&#8217;t have the mythic scope or legendary scale of the first film.  Except maybe for the Gingerbread Man&#8217;s Christmas story &mdash; <i>that<\/i> was surprising, yet rather insightful for what Christmas means to gingerbread people.<\/p>\n<p>Hell, it occurs to me that some of the story beats parallel <i>The Nightmare Before Christmas<\/i>.  If that film were condensed down to sitcom length&#8230;.  Yes, yes indeed.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry.  Babbling.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the big issue, really.  It&#8217;s unoriginal.  And I found myself critiquing the idea that <i>that<\/i> kind of Christmas &mdash; a Christmas as we know it today, basically, which is rather young historically &mdash; would be celebrated in the Shrek world.  Shrek never really learns the &#8220;true meaning of Christmas&#8221; or anything like that.  Watch <i>A Charlie Brown Christmas<\/i> or <i>How the Grinch Stole Christmas<\/i> for that.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not going to recommend <i>Shrek the Halls<\/i>.  It&#8217;s not something anyone should go out of their way to watch.  But if it&#8217;s on, and you&#8217;re not sick to death of the green ogre, it&#8217;s not <i>completely<\/i> terrible.  Just be aware that it&#8217;s unoriginal and maybe, like me, you&#8217;ll give a half an hour&#8217;s worth of enjoyment out of it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ABC repeated their new holiday special, Shrek the Halls this evening. I hadn&#8217;t watched it on its original broadcast. Several friends of mine, all of whom whose opinions I respect, admire, and often agree with, described Shrek the Halls variously as &#8220;a train wreck,&#8221; &#8220;this generation&#8217;s Star Wars Holiday Special,&#8221; among other descriptions. 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