{"id":1568,"date":"2007-12-23T08:15:03","date_gmt":"2007-12-23T13:15:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=1568"},"modified":"2007-12-23T08:15:03","modified_gmt":"2007-12-23T13:15:03","slug":"on-a-monster-of-a-headache","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1568","title":{"rendered":"On a Monster of a Headache"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw online a few years ago a headache described not as an event but rather as a symbiotic parasite that lives inside the skull.  More often than not it lets the host live in peace, but sometimes it moves around, and pain in the result.  Occasionally, a <i>lot<\/i> of pain is the result.<\/p>\n<p>This is one of those occasions.<\/p>\n<p>This is just a <i>monster<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>It seems to be <i>everywhere<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>I just want to stab myself in the head.  Give the body a different locus of pain to focus upon.<\/p>\n<p>Jeez!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw online a few years ago a headache described not as an event but rather as a symbiotic parasite that lives inside the skull. More often than not it lets the host live in peace, but sometimes it moves around, and pain in the result. Occasionally, a lot of pain is the result. This<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1568\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On a Monster of a Headache&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114],"tags":[510],"class_list":["post-1568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asides","tag-headache","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1568"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1568\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}