{"id":1605,"date":"2006-12-23T19:10:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-24T00:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=1605"},"modified":"2006-12-23T19:10:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-24T00:10:00","slug":"on-what-im-thinking-on-festivus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1605","title":{"rendered":"On What I&#039;m Thinking on Festivus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today is Festivus, the holiday for the rest of us.<\/p>\n<p>The next forty-eight hours are going to fucking blow.  Cracks have become fault lines, and they will <i>shift<\/i>.  Fortunately, I have liquor.  That may blunt the damage.  One can hope, anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is Festivus, the holiday for the rest of us. The next forty-eight hours are going to fucking blow. Cracks have become fault lines, and they will shift. Fortunately, I have liquor. That may blunt the damage. One can hope, anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114],"tags":[4093],"class_list":["post-1605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asides","tag-life","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1605","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1605"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1605\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}