{"id":1630,"date":"2007-01-06T12:56:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-06T17:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=1630"},"modified":"2007-01-06T12:56:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-06T17:56:00","slug":"on-squirrels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1630","title":{"rendered":"On Squirrels"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lunchtime conversation:<\/p>\n<p>Grandmother: You know what I saw yesterday?  A squirrel with wings.<\/p>\n<p>Me: You mean, a bat?<\/p>\n<p>Grandmother: No, it was a squirrel.  It was playing in the pine tree, and a truck came up the road.  But when it changed gears it scared the squirrel and it flew away like a bird.<\/p>\n<p>Me: How do you know it was a squirrel and not a bird?<\/p>\n<p>Grandmother: The bushy tail!<\/p>\n<p>Sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lunchtime conversation: Grandmother: You know what I saw yesterday? A squirrel with wings. Me: You mean, a bat? Grandmother: No, it was a squirrel. It was playing in the pine tree, and a truck came up the road. But when it changed gears it scared the squirrel and it flew away like a bird. Me:<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1630\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Squirrels&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114],"tags":[159],"class_list":["post-1630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asides","tag-grandmother","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1630"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1630\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}