{"id":1649,"date":"2007-02-18T09:02:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-18T14:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=1649"},"modified":"2007-02-18T09:02:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-18T14:02:00","slug":"on-heads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1649","title":{"rendered":"On Heads"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My dad has a joke he likes to tell.  &#8220;God only made so many perfect heads.  To all the rest he gave hair.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Pictures of Brit-Brit&#8217;s new foliclely-challenged scalp convince me, at least by my dad&#8217;s joke, that God did not give her a perfect head.  Yikes, take those images from my mind!<\/p>\n<p>Some women look <i>fantastic<\/i> with a shaved head.  Sigourney Weaver.  Natalie Portman.  Definitely not Brit-Brit.<\/p>\n<p>If there&#8217;s any comfort to her, it&#8217;ll grow back.  And it&#8217;ll take a while.  And hopefully she&#8217;ll have time to&#8230; reconsider the rashness of her decision.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My dad has a joke he likes to tell. &#8220;God only made so many perfect heads. To all the rest he gave hair.&#8221; Pictures of Brit-Brit&#8217;s new foliclely-challenged scalp convince me, at least by my dad&#8217;s joke, that God did not give her a perfect head. Yikes, take those images from my mind! Some women<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1649\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Heads&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114],"tags":[1133,1134],"class_list":["post-1649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asides","tag-britney-spears","tag-hair","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1649","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1649"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1649\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}