{"id":1684,"date":"2008-02-07T07:57:24","date_gmt":"2008-02-07T12:57:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=1684"},"modified":"2008-02-07T07:57:24","modified_gmt":"2008-02-07T12:57:24","slug":"on-an-early-morning-headache","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1684","title":{"rendered":"On an Early Morning Headache"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Begin with the premise that I&#8217;m not a morning person.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, I can <i>function<\/i> in the morning.  But I typical begin the day with some lethargy, and I don&#8217;t catch my <i>first<\/i> wind until ten-ish.  It&#8217;s not uncommon that I&#8217;ll wake with a headache.  Some would call that a hangover, but I wonder if it&#8217;s not simply a general dehydration, especially as more often than not I <i>don&#8217;t<\/i> drink in the evening, and even then certainly not to excess.<\/p>\n<p>And then around three, maybe four, I&#8217;m ready for a nap.<\/p>\n<p>So how do I compensate?<\/p>\n<p>Coffee.<\/p>\n<p>I dope myself with coffee.  It&#8217;s socially acceptable.  Though, to be frank, the coffee that the machines produce at work is not fit to be <i>called<\/i> &#8220;coffee.&#8221;  I think &#8220;gross brown water&#8221; would be a more appropriate name.<\/p>\n<p>The morning drag, then.<\/p>\n<p>This morning is one of those headache mornings.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if part of it might be the recent trend to awaken at five o&#8217;clock.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s no <i>reason<\/i> to wake at five o&#8217;clock.  There&#8217;s nothing going on in my world at five o&#8217;clock.  I&#8217;m used to awakening <i>before<\/i> the alarm, but a full two <i>hours<\/i>?  This is beyond strange.<\/p>\n<p>Several days now, I&#8217;ve seen five o&#8217;clock.  <i>No<\/i> one wants to see five o&#8217;clock.<\/p>\n<p>And accompanying five o&#8217;clock?<\/p>\n<p>The morning headache.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s lodged in the left frontal lobe.  Not quite the temple.  Not really right behind the eye.  If my head where a <i>Battleship<\/i> board, then I&#8217;d say the headache is at C2.<\/p>\n<p>Cue explosion sound effects. \ud83d\ude10<\/p>\n<p>With luck, the headache will pass, and the day at work will pass smoothly.<\/p>\n<p>The day at work had <i>better<\/i> pass smoothly; there&#8217;s a fair bit on tap for the day.  And I don&#8217;t need a headache making it any more difficult. :\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Begin with the premise that I&#8217;m not a morning person. Oh, I can function in the morning. But I typical begin the day with some lethargy, and I don&#8217;t catch my first wind until ten-ish. It&#8217;s not uncommon that I&#8217;ll wake with a headache. Some would call that a hangover, but I wonder if it&#8217;s<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1684\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On an Early Morning Headache&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[510],"class_list":["post-1684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-headache","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1684"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1684\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}