{"id":1702,"date":"2008-02-21T11:12:41","date_gmt":"2008-02-21T16:12:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=1702"},"modified":"2008-02-21T11:12:41","modified_gmt":"2008-02-21T16:12:41","slug":"on-feeling-sick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1702","title":{"rendered":"On Feeling Sick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s all <a href=\"http:\/\/glennhauman.malibulist.com\/\">Glenn Hauman<\/a>&#8216;s fault.<\/p>\n<p>At Farpoint Glenn made a point of saying, &#8220;You can&#8217;t get sick.  You can&#8217;t take vacation.  You can&#8217;t die.  There&#8217;s a whole industry riding on your shoulders.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Not that I&#8217;m disagreeing with Glenn, but he jinxed it.<\/p>\n<p>I.  Am.  Sick.<\/p>\n<p>Today I&#8217;ve done something I have <i>never<\/i> done.<\/p>\n<p>I called in sick to work.<\/p>\n<p>Friday I had a tingle in my throat.  And it passed.<\/p>\n<p>Saturday?  Nothing.<br \/>\nSunday?  Nothing.<br \/>\nMonday?  Nothing.<\/p>\n<p>Tuesday?  My throat didn&#8217;t feel scratchy, but I had a weak cough, and my lungs feel congested.  Actually, they felt like there was <i>gunk<\/i> hanging inside them.<\/p>\n<p>Wednesday.<\/p>\n<p>In the morning I felt good.  I had a headache, but that was about it.  Then as the day wore on my throat caught on fire, a cough developed, and I couldn&#8217;t get warm.  I sat in my cubicle, wearing my winter coat and huddled over the computer.  I wasn&#8217;t warm enough.<\/p>\n<p>On the drive home, I had the heater in the Beetle cranked <i>all<\/i> the way up.  Maximum temperature, maximum blow strength.  I still wasn&#8217;t warm enough.<\/p>\n<p>When I got home, I got under the covers.  I needed blankets.  I had my winter coat on under the covers.  I was getting warm enough.<\/p>\n<p>When I went to bed, I <i>did<\/i> strip down.  And around three this morning, I woke up and had to change what I was wearing; I&#8217;d sweated so much during the night that I was soppy.<\/p>\n<p>I do have a cough today.  And it&#8217;s a painful cough.  It feels like things are ripping apart in my lungs when I &#8220;hack.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m at home today.  Taking cold medicine.  Taking cough syrup.  Drinking Sprite, which I really don&#8217;t like, so I&#8217;m mixing it with orange juice.<\/p>\n<p>We hates the sickness, Precious.  We hates it.  Why does it makes us hurt so, Precious?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s all Glenn Hauman&#8216;s fault. At Farpoint Glenn made a point of saying, &#8220;You can&#8217;t get sick. You can&#8217;t take vacation. You can&#8217;t die. There&#8217;s a whole industry riding on your shoulders.&#8221; Not that I&#8217;m disagreeing with Glenn, but he jinxed it. I. Am. Sick. Today I&#8217;ve done something I have never done. I called<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1702\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Feeling Sick&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114],"tags":[4093],"class_list":["post-1702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asides","tag-life","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1702"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1702\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}