{"id":1711,"date":"2008-02-27T08:05:10","date_gmt":"2008-02-27T13:05:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=1711"},"modified":"2008-02-27T08:05:10","modified_gmt":"2008-02-27T13:05:10","slug":"on-wednesday-morning-meme-age","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1711","title":{"rendered":"On Wednesday Morning Meme-age"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday morning, <a href=\"http:\/\/bowjamesbow.ca\/\">James Bow<\/a> tagged me with a meme.  What sort of meme?  &#8220;Share six non-important things\/habits\/quirks about (my)self.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>1) My eyes change color.  They can go from a pale green to a dark grey, with stops in-between at brown and blue.  I&#8217;ve sometimes wondered if it&#8217;s diet.  Or, in my stranger moments, I wonder if my consciousness has slipped into a parallel universe.  I wrote a <b>Deep Space Nine<\/b> short story for the <i>Strange New Worlds<\/i> contest based on the latter premise a few years ago; then I read Jonatham Letham&#8217;s &#8220;Five Fucks,&#8221; and decided Letham had done that story better than I <i>ever<\/i> could.<\/p>\n<p>2) Sometimes when I wake at night, I feel like my body isn&#8217;t <i>mine<\/i>.  It&#8217;s not shaped right.  Maybe my hair is wrong, or my arms are in the wrong places (or I don&#8217;t have <i>enough<\/i> arms).  It&#8217;s a strange feeling, due probably to the brain being in one place &mdash; deep REM sleep &mdash; and the body in a different place.<\/p>\n<p>3) I think sequels to 1980&#8217;s movies that were probably never intended to <i>have<\/i> sequels would be a good idea, and feed into Hollywood&#8217;s nostalgia kick.  I have plots in mind for sequels to <i>Dead Poets Society<\/i> and <i>Three Men and a Baby\/Little Lady<\/i>, for instance.  In the former, it&#8217;s a school reunion some twenty years after the events of the film.  In the latter, Mary goes off to college.  And I think the latter film is viable; I mean, just what are Ted Danson, Steve Gutenberg, and Nancy Travis doing this days, hmm?  It&#8217;s not a bad writing trick; take an old movie, and imagine what the characters are doing twenty years later.<\/p>\n<p>4) I have never read <i>Watchmen<\/i>.  Oh, I&#8217;ve <i>started<\/i> <i>Watchmen<\/i>, I&#8217;ve started <i>Watchmen<\/i> <i>many<\/i> times, and I find that I. Just. Don&#8217;t. Care.  I honestly blame the writing, not the artwork.  I think Dave Gibbons&#8217; artwork is fine and evocative.  There&#8217;s something about Alan Moore&#8217;s writing that doesn&#8217;t <i>click<\/i> with me.  Take <i>From Hell<\/i>.  I&#8217;m quite iffy on <i>From Hell<\/i>, but I may have gone into the book with mistaken intentions.  I thought Moore was writing a serious look at the Jack-the-Ripper murders, so when he takes what is roundly considered to be the <i>least<\/i> plausible theory of the murders (so implausible that the writer who came up with the theory admitted years later that it was all a hoax), it&#8217;s difficult to take the story at all seriously.  Moore is obviously brilliant, but his brilliance doesn&#8217;t work for me.  I probably wouldn&#8217;t have liked his issues of <i>Radioactive Man<\/i>, either.<\/p>\n<p>4) I&#8217;ve never drunk a Budweiser.  With so many different beers to choose from in the store, I never gravitated that way.  Today, I&#8217;d probably look at a Bud and say, &#8220;But I can <i>see<\/i> through that!  It&#8217;s obviously not dark enough!  How can <i>anyone<\/i> drink that?&#8221;  Same with Coors and Miller, though I did sample both of those in college.<\/p>\n<p>5) When I went to work for EB Games, I didn&#8217;t own a video game console.  And I didn&#8217;t &mdash; for eighteen months.  Which meant that I didn&#8217;t play the games I was selling &mdash; because I <i>couldn&#8217;t<\/i> play the games I was selling.<\/p>\n<p>6) I didn&#8217;t like <i>The X-Files<\/i>.  I&#8217;d watch it, but&#8230; I didn&#8217;t like it.<\/p>\n<p>Anyone who wants to play, feel free.  Six random factoids about you. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday morning, James Bow tagged me with a meme. What sort of meme? &#8220;Share six non-important things\/habits\/quirks about (my)self.&#8221; 1) My eyes change color. They can go from a pale green to a dark grey, with stops in-between at brown and blue. I&#8217;ve sometimes wondered if it&#8217;s diet. 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