Last night I was tired.<\/p>\n
Actually, I’ve been<\/i> tired. I blame the flu. Which hasn’t entirely<\/i> passed.<\/p>\n
Oh, don’t get me wrong. I don’t feel bad. I feel quite well, actually. But there’s still some nasal congestion. There’s the occasional cough. And my voice is still off by about an octave. It lingers.<\/p>\n
So, I went to bed. Fell asleep.<\/p>\n
And then, about 1:30, I woke.<\/p>\n
Why?<\/p>\n
Because I had a song lodged<\/i> in my head, on a tape loop.<\/p>\n
“Stuck Inside a Cloud.” George Harrison. Brainwashed<\/i>.<\/p>\n
I’m listening to it now, trying to figure out why<\/i> that song fixed itself inside my head.<\/p>\n
I love Brainwashed<\/i>, Harrison’s posthumous album. But, I find it somewhat depressing to listen to. The songs themselves are upbeat, catchy, and — dare I say it? — fun. What I find depressing is that, after this, there’s nothing else.<\/p>\n
(There’s also “Horse to the Water,” the song Harrison did with Jools Holland. It’s a fantastic song. It’s also Harrison’s last<\/i> song, written and performed about a month before his death. And it makes me sad to listen to.)<\/p>\n
Eventually, the tape loop with “Stuck Inside a Cloud” ended.<\/p>\n
I can’t figure out why<\/i>, out of the complete blue, this<\/i> song demanded attention. Was it the lyrics? Harrison’s memorable guitar solo? I’m thinking the lyrics.<\/p>\n
3:30 came around.<\/p>\n
And a new<\/i> song was on the tape loop.<\/p>\n
“Guess God Thinks I’m Abel.” Oasis. Don’t Believe The Truth<\/i>.<\/p>\n
I didn’t even try<\/i> to puzzle this one out. I rolled over, waited for the mental tape loop to run its course, and fell back asleep.<\/p>\n
And then I had a dream about the next Star Trek<\/i> movie. It turned out that George Bush was in the film. He was the leader of an alien vanguard, and if Kirk’s Enterprise<\/i> didn’t travel back in time to stop Bush, then aliens would conquer the Earth in the early 21st century.<\/p>\n
Hmm, maybe there’s a useful idea there….<\/p>\n
I’ve got it! The reason Bush is the Teflon President is that he’s actually a telepathic alien, who uses his freaky mind powers to keep people from looking directly<\/i> at him. So, people see the things going on around him, but they don’t see the spider in the middle of the web.<\/p>\n
Oh, that’s entirely<\/i> workable. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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