{"id":1749,"date":"2008-03-28T14:06:52","date_gmt":"2008-03-28T19:06:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=1749"},"modified":"2008-03-28T14:06:52","modified_gmt":"2008-03-28T19:06:52","slug":"on-the-magical-editing-pen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1749","title":{"rendered":"On the Magical Editing Pen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a magical editing pen.<\/p>\n<p>It is red.<\/p>\n<p>It uses gel ink.<\/p>\n<p>It writes smoother than any pen I have ever known.<\/p>\n<p>It fits my hand like no other pen I have ever owned.<\/p>\n<p>It is magical.<\/p>\n<p>Gel ink is <i>so<\/i> beautiful.  It&#8217;s vibrant.  It&#8217;s heavy.  It looks like absolutely nothing else.  It&#8217;s a mark of distinction.<\/p>\n<p>But!<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a problem with gel ink pens.<\/p>\n<p>The gel ink runs through too quickly.<\/p>\n<p>And worse, because the magical editing pen is <i>red<\/i>, replacement pens are difficult to come by.<\/p>\n<p>You see, they seem to be sold only in packs with black pens and blue pens.  I could end up with a surfeit of black and blue pens, which I don&#8217;t need quite as badly.  When it&#8217;s the magical red editing pen that I need.  And these pen packs &msdash; well, they&#8217;re not&#8230; <i>cheap<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>But I discovered something!<\/p>\n<p>The dollar store in the mall sells gel pen packs.  Two black pens, a blue pen, and a red pen.  The pens themselves aren&#8217;t anything special.  The caps feel weird.  The pens don&#8217;t feel right in my mind.<\/p>\n<p>They don&#8217;t feel <i>magical<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>However!<\/p>\n<p>The gel ink cartridge inside?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a perfect fit for the magical editing pen!<\/p>\n<p>The magical editing pen ran dry yesterday.  As I was in the midst of editing.<\/p>\n<p>I was bereft.  I was distraught.  I was inconsolable.<\/p>\n<p>I hadn&#8217;t thought to go by the dollar store and buy their gel pens for my replacement needs.<\/p>\n<p>I rectified that last night.  I bought two packs.  So I will have a spare when the time comes.<\/p>\n<p>My magical editing pen is magical once more.<\/p>\n<p>I love my magical editing pen.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s magical.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a magical editing pen. It is red. It uses gel ink. It writes smoother than any pen I have ever known. It fits my hand like no other pen I have ever owned. It is magical. Gel ink is so beautiful. It&#8217;s vibrant. It&#8217;s heavy. It looks like absolutely nothing else. It&#8217;s a<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1749\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On the Magical Editing Pen&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[75],"tags":[323,4124,4102],"class_list":["post-1749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing","tag-ink","tag-work","tag-writing","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1749"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1749\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}