Yesterday, someone in Bournemouth, England, went to Google and typed in the following:<\/p>\n
appalled by indiana jones, george lucas and the fiver i wasted last night<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Which brought him — I presume it’s a him — to my internet doorstep.<\/p>\n
“Fiver.” I like that word. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
No real content. Just the word “fiver.” And also, the idle thought that, “Dude, you already spent that five pounds. It’s not like I can help you get it back.” \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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