{"id":1864,"date":"2008-11-26T10:00:21","date_gmt":"2008-11-26T15:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=1864"},"modified":"2008-11-26T10:00:21","modified_gmt":"2008-11-26T15:00:21","slug":"on-forty-random-questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1864","title":{"rendered":"On Forty Random Questions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A bunch of odd questions, taken from <a href=\"http:\/\/kradical.livejournal.com\/1458266.html\">Keith<\/a>:<br \/>\n<!--more--><lj-cut><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><b>How do you like your grilled cheese?<\/b><br \/>Yes.<\/li>\n<li><b>Where did you go on your last vacation?<\/b><br \/>When <i>was<\/i> my last vacation?  Early 2006; I went to West Virginia.<\/li>\n<li><b>Who are your godparents?<\/b><br \/>I don&#8217;t know that I have godparents.<\/li>\n<li><b>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?<\/b><br \/>I have absolutely no clue.<\/li>\n<li><b>Where are you at noon everyday?<\/b><br \/>During the week?  At my desk, in my cube, on the sixth floor.<\/li>\n<li><b>How many speeding tickets have you gotten?<\/b><br \/>Zero.  Never been pulled over for speeding.<\/li>\n<li><b>When was the last time you swam?<\/b><br \/>It&#8217;s been at least ten years.<\/li>\n<li><b>What do you order at Subway?<\/b><br \/>Usually a 6&#8243; Turkey on Wheat.<\/li>\n<li><b>Do you keep your closets organized?<\/b><br \/>No.<\/li>\n<li><b>How do you make headaches go away?<\/b><br \/>I wait them out.  It may take days.  But I wait them out.<\/li>\n<li><b>Have you owned a beta before?<\/b><br \/>Beta software?  Absolutely.<\/li>\n<li><b>If you moved out of state where would you go?<\/b><br \/>Somewhere else.<\/li>\n<li><b>Did you attend pre school?<\/b><br \/>Yes.<\/li>\n<li><b>What do your shower curtains look like?<\/b><br \/>I have no idea.<\/li>\n<li><b>Did you have an imaginary friend as a child?<\/b><br \/>Yes.<\/li>\n<li><b>How do you make eggs?<\/b><br \/>I don&#8217;t.<\/li>\n<li><b>Where do you wash your clothes?<\/b><br \/>In the basement.<\/li>\n<li><b>Who are the neighbors who live to the right of you?<\/b><br \/>It&#8217;s a wide open field.<\/li>\n<li><b>What are your thoughts on Tom Cruise?<\/b><br \/>I generally enjoy his work as an actor.<\/li>\n<li><b>What is the next vehicle you wish to buy?<\/b><br \/>I keep saying I&#8217;m going to buy a bike.<\/li>\n<li><b>Do you pay bills online or by mail?<\/b><br \/>Mail.<\/li>\n<li><b>What would be the best gift someone could get you right now?<\/b><br \/>Check my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/registry\/wishlist\/TFGRF5BHN8YZ\/\">Amazon Gift Registry<\/a>, maybe.<\/li>\n<li><b>What is something stressful you will deal with next week?<\/b><br \/>I&#8217;m going to be <i>really<\/i> busy at work.<\/li>\n<li><b>What is something in your home that you collect?<\/b><br \/>I have books.<\/li>\n<li><b>What did you do last night?<\/b><br \/>I did some reading.<\/li>\n<li><b>Who did you last see?<\/b><br \/>Probably my grandmother.<\/li>\n<li><b>How do you take your coffee?<\/b><br \/>Sugar, nonfat milk.<\/li>\n<li><b>What is the oldest thing in your fridge?<\/b><br \/>There&#8217;s instant coffee that may date to the Clinton administration.<\/li>\n<li><b>On your keyboard what key is wearing out from pressing it so much?<\/b><br \/>&#8220;A&#8221; is now blank; the space bar has been rubbed smooth.<\/li>\n<li><b>Where do you put your keys when you come home?<\/b><br \/>They go on my bookshelf.<\/li>\n<li><b>Where do you go for Thanksgiving?<\/b><br \/>I will stay home for Thanksgiving.<\/li>\n<li><b>How old will you you be in 2010?<\/b><br \/>I will turn thirty-seven.<\/li>\n<li><b>What actor or actress would play you in a movie?<\/b><br \/>My sister thinks Paul Giamatti.<\/li>\n<li><b>How much cash is in your wallet?<\/b><br \/>I should have a twenty, and maybe a few singles.<\/li>\n<li><b>Would you have a one night stand with your favorite movie star?<\/b><br \/>No.<\/li>\n<li><b>What color is your phone?<\/b><br \/>The telephone here on the desk has a fake wood paneling look.<\/li>\n<li><b>If you were starving to death would you eat a pet?<\/b><br \/>No.<\/li>\n<li><b>Ever been to Alabama?<\/b><br \/>No.  Nor can I think of any reason why I would want to visit there.<\/li>\n<li><b>What kind of accent do you have?<\/b><br \/>I have the flat American non-accent.<\/li>\n<li><b>What kind of alcoholic drinks are in your fridge right now?<\/b><br \/>I should have one bottle of Sam Adams Winter Ale.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><\/lj-cut><\/p>\n<p>Now you know.  And knowing is half the battle. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A bunch of odd questions, taken from Keith:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104],"tags":[4093,4107],"class_list":["post-1864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memes","tag-life","tag-memes","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1864"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1864\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}