I have a poison ivy rash on my wrist.<\/p>\n
It itches.<\/p>\n
Oh<\/i>, does it itch.<\/p>\n
It itches bad<\/i>.<\/p>\n
It itches so<\/i> bad.<\/p>\n
Is that grammatically correct? I think not…<\/p>\n
Itch!<\/p>\n
I hate itch.<\/p>\n
Blech.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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