{"id":190,"date":"2004-11-28T22:19:28","date_gmt":"2004-11-29T03:19:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=190"},"modified":"2004-11-28T22:19:28","modified_gmt":"2004-11-29T03:19:28","slug":"unsurprising","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=190","title":{"rendered":"Unsurprising"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why does this not surprise me?  I work retail, after all.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.quizilla.com\/M\/montypythonrules\/1042929305_turesabuse.jpg\" border=\"1\" alt=\"The Abuse Clerk.\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>You are the Abuse Clerk! You dish out verbal (and some physical!) abuse all day long&#8230;as long as the customer keeps payin&#8217;! Aaah&#8230; such satisfying work!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/quizilla.com\/users\/montypythonrules\/quizzes\/What%20Monty%20Python%20Sketch%20Character%20are%20you%3F\/\"> <font size=\"-1\">What Monty Python Sketch Character are you?<\/font><\/a><br \/> <font size=\"-3\">brought to you by <a href=\"http:\/\/quizilla.com\">Quizilla<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why does this not surprise me? I work retail, after all. You are the Abuse Clerk! You dish out verbal (and some physical!) abuse all day long&#8230;as long as the customer keeps payin&#8217;! Aaah&#8230; such satisfying work! What Monty Python Sketch Character are you? brought to you by Quizilla<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104],"tags":[4107,176],"class_list":["post-190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memes","tag-memes","tag-monty-python","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}