{"id":1957,"date":"2008-10-16T19:44:40","date_gmt":"2008-10-17T00:44:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=1957"},"modified":"2008-10-16T19:44:40","modified_gmt":"2008-10-17T00:44:40","slug":"on-the-ultimate-time-waster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1957","title":{"rendered":"On the Ultimate Time Waster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I learned to do something amazing and remarkable last weekend.<\/p>\n<p>I figured out how to use <a href=\"http:\/\/audacity.sourceforge.net\/\">Audacity<\/a> to create OOPS music tracks.<\/p>\n<p>OOPS? you say.  What&#8217;s that? you ask.<\/p>\n<p>OOPS stands for &#8220;Out of Phase Stereo.&#8221;  It&#8217;s a way of flipping one channel of a stereo music track, to create a new, third stereo music track.<\/p>\n<p>Beatlesologists have been using OOPS to find new and unusual things in Beatles songs for forty years.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d never really considered messing about with OOPS stereo myself, but when reading an article online I decided, &#8220;Hey, I can try that for myself.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like a ten-second process in Audacity.<\/p>\n<p>1) Drag your mp3 file into Audacity&#8217;s editing window.<br \/>\n2) Split the stereo track.<br \/>\n3) Highlight one of the two stereo channels.<br \/>\n4) Invert that stereo channel (Effect -> Invert)<br \/>\n5) Turn both stereo channel into mono.<\/p>\n<p>Done.<\/p>\n<p>At first I tried a couple of Beatles songs.  Sometimes vocals drop out.  Sometimes the backing instrumentation takes on a strange, almost drug-like effect.  Often, vocals are pushed far back into the mix, but sometimes the vocals are brought to the fore and the instrumentation drops away.  <\/p>\n<p>Coldplay&#8217;s &#8220;Reign of Love&#8221; turns into a kind of piano-dirge, with an occasional whispering by Chris Martin.  Elbow&#8217;s &#8220;The Loneliness of a Tower Crane Driver&#8221; sounds unearthly, like something that belongs in <i>2001<\/i>.  Idlewild&#8217;s &#8220;Love Steals Us From Loneliness&#8221; leaves mainly only the rhythm guitar.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a time waster.  It&#8217;s so <i>easy<\/i> to drag an mp3 file into Audacity, do the jiggery pokery, and listen to what comes out.<\/p>\n<p>Ooh, I know!  Let me try some Bob Dylan!  Oh, wow, that&#8217;s just&#8230; wow.  It&#8217;s even more incoherent than Bob Dylan <i>usually<\/i> is.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, don&#8217;t try this at home kids.  You won&#8217;t know when you&#8217;ll stop! \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I learned to do something amazing and remarkable last weekend. I figured out how to use Audacity to create OOPS music tracks. OOPS? you say. What&#8217;s that? you ask. OOPS stands for &#8220;Out of Phase Stereo.&#8221; It&#8217;s a way of flipping one channel of a stereo music track, to create a new, third stereo music<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1957\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On the Ultimate Time Waster&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[66],"tags":[629,4098],"class_list":["post-1957","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","tag-audacity","tag-music","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1957","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1957"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1957\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1957"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1957"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1957"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}