{"id":1988,"date":"2008-08-07T11:55:14","date_gmt":"2008-08-07T16:55:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=1988"},"modified":"2008-08-07T11:55:14","modified_gmt":"2008-08-07T16:55:14","slug":"on-thursdays-quick-hits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=1988","title":{"rendered":"On Thursday&#8217;s Quick Hits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, a round-up of things on my mind.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<hr width=70% \/><\/p>\n<p>The Olympics begin in a day or two.<\/p>\n<p>That I don&#8217;t know <i>exactly<\/i> when they begin is a sign of how much I care.<\/p>\n<p>Which is to say that I care about the Olympics not at all.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve no intention to watch them.  When I was eleven, back in 1984, I did.  I especially liked watching the Winter Olympics in Sarajevo that year.  I&#8217;m not sure why.  But I did.<\/p>\n<p>Since then, no real interest.  Oh, I turned it on a couple of times in &#8217;88, wherever that was.<\/p>\n<p>By the time &#8217;96 rolled around, did I watch <i>anything<\/i>?<\/p>\n<p>To the extent that I care about the Olympics this year, it&#8217;s strictly on the <i>politics<\/i> of the Olympics.<\/p>\n<p>The International Olympic Committee and the world are rewarding China for its deplorable human rights record.  The world is turning a blind eye to China&#8217;s oppression of its people.  China&#8217;s Olympics are a Potemkin Village &mdash; life in China will look rosy, events will be stage managed to a near-impossible degree, and when the Olympics are done the world will remember the image and forget the truth beneath the surface.<\/p>\n<p>These Olympics aren&#8217;t about sport.  These Olympics are about the world giving tacit approval to China for its actions.<\/p>\n<p>Fuck the Olympics.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<hr width=70% \/><\/p>\n<p>I just learned today that noted science fiction author, <a href=\"http:\/\/ronaldchevalier.com\/\">Dr. Ronald Chevalier<\/a>, has a new novel coming out this autumn, <i>Brutus and Balzaak<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>I read some of Chevalier&#8217;s work when I was in college.  I was reading Larry Niven and Philip K. Dick and Orson Scott Card.  My friends, they pushed Chevalier&#8217;s work on me.  I read it.  To be frank, it wasn&#8217;t very good.  Overwritten, overwrought.  <a href=\"http:\/\/ronaldchevalier.com\/2008\/07\/cyborg-harpies-audio-excerpt\/\">Listen to Chevalier read an excerpt from <i>Cyborg Harpies<\/i> on his website<\/a> and&#8230; well, he needed a fucking editor.<\/p>\n<p>But you know what?  A lot of my friends like Chevalier&#8217;s work.  I don&#8217;t know <i>why<\/i>.  I hold his work up as an example of what <i>not<\/i> to do as a writer.  Plain, <i>simple<\/i> language.  Why use the word &#8220;mammary&#8221; when the word &#8220;breast&#8221; works <i>better<\/i>?  But plain, simple language has passed Chevalier completely by.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe Chevalier, when he was a young science fiction fan, just starting out, went to a mass reading of &#8220;The Eye of Argon&#8221; and came away thinking, &#8220;You know what?  <i>I<\/i> can do that.&#8221;  But what he thought he could do wasn&#8217;t <i>write<\/i>, but write <i>badly<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>I met Chevalier at a convention a few years ago, and I have to say &mdash; the guy is a fucking <i>player<\/i>.  The man makes his female fans swoon, and it&#8217;s clearly <i>not<\/i> for his wordsmithery.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<hr width=70% \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Junior!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I can <i>almost<\/i> say it with Sean Connery&#8217;s distinctive burr from <i>Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>I now have a Professor Henry Jones statue on my desk at work.<\/p>\n<p>Nice. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, a round-up of things on my mind. The Olympics begin in a day or two. That I don&#8217;t know exactly when they begin is a sign of how much I care. Which is to say that I care about the Olympics not at all. I&#8217;ve no intention to watch them. 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