{"id":2014,"date":"2008-09-08T11:25:23","date_gmt":"2008-09-08T16:25:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=2014"},"modified":"2008-09-08T11:25:23","modified_gmt":"2008-09-08T16:25:23","slug":"on-what-others-would-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2014","title":{"rendered":"On What Others Would Do"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, Mr. Stephen Fry. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>He wrote, in his most recent column for <a href=\"http:\/\/stephenfry.com\/blog\/?p=53\"><i>The Guardian<\/i><\/a>, &#8220;Some Christians have What Would Jesus Do? as a motto; I have What Would Douglas Think?&#8221; Douglas being, naturally, Douglas Adams.<\/p>\n<p>What an amazing motto.  &#8220;What Would Douglas Think?&#8221;  Doubtless it would be something snappy, something witty, something that brings with it great erudition and great learning, with just that <i>right<\/i> touch of sardonicism.<\/p>\n<p>I picked up a tee-shirt recently &mdash; WWBD, it read.  &#8220;What Would Batman Do,&#8221; and beneath the letters, the broken bat symbol from <i>The Dark Knight<\/i>.  Batman would probably let batarangs fly, destroy the Gotham City underworld, and flirt with the edge between the limits of the law and the edge of justice.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve often wondered &#8220;What Would Kirk Do?&#8221;  As in Captain Kirk.  He&#8217;d probably let loose with a flying leg kick, phaser stuff out of existence, speak in a strangely staccato fashion, and snog alien babes from one side of the galaxy to the other.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What Would Spider-Man Do?&#8221;  Whine.  Pout.  Whine.  Make a deal with the devil when his marriage became too burdensome so he could play the field again.  Whine some more.  Okay, maybe not a role-model anyone wants to emulate.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What Would the Doctor Do?&#8221;  Whatever the problem, he&#8217;d use the Sonic Screwdriver on it.  It does have three settings, after all.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What Would the Smurfs Do?&#8221;  Oh, that&#8217;s easy.  They would smurf, smurf, and then smurf for good measure.<\/p>\n<p>You can play at home.  What would a role model &mdash; or not so much a role model &mdash; do? \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, Mr. Stephen Fry. \ud83d\ude42 He wrote, in his most recent column for The Guardian, &#8220;Some Christians have What Would Jesus Do? as a motto; I have What Would Douglas Think?&#8221; Douglas being, naturally, Douglas Adams. What an amazing motto. &#8220;What Would Douglas Think?&#8221; Doubtless it would be something snappy, something witty, something that brings<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2014\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On What Others Would Do&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114],"tags":[89,4082,109,396,4089,107],"class_list":["post-2014","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asides","tag-batman","tag-doctor-who","tag-douglas-adams","tag-silly","tag-star-trek","tag-stephen-fry","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2014","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2014"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2014\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}