{"id":2052,"date":"2008-09-27T10:55:17","date_gmt":"2008-09-27T15:55:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=2052"},"modified":"2008-09-27T10:55:17","modified_gmt":"2008-09-27T15:55:17","slug":"on-missing-toothpaste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2052","title":{"rendered":"On Missing Toothpaste"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Does anyone know what my grandmother has done with the toothpaste?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s Aquafresh.  A new tube.  Bought on Thursday.<\/p>\n<p>If seen, please let me know.  Thanks!<\/p>\n<p><b>ETA:<\/b>  We can call off the APB on the toothpaste.  Although I went out and bought another tube &mdash; my grandmother has a couple of places in the kitchen she will put the toothpaste, and the toothpaste wasn&#8217;t in any of those places &mdash; the toothpaste was found in an entirely <i>different<\/i> kitchen cabinet.  Specifically, with the crackers.<\/p>\n<p>Which was, honestly, the last place I&#8217;d have thought to look.<\/p>\n<div class=\"flockcredit\" style=\"text-align: right; color: #CCC; font-size: x-small;\">Blogged with the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flock.com\/blogged-with-flock\" style=\"color: #999; font-weight: bold;\" target=\"_new\" title=\"Flock Browser\">Flock Browser<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Does anyone know what my grandmother has done with the toothpaste? It&#8217;s Aquafresh. A new tube. Bought on Thursday. If seen, please let me know. Thanks! ETA: We can call off the APB on the toothpaste. Although I went out and bought another tube &mdash; my grandmother has a couple of places in the kitchen<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2052\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Missing Toothpaste&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114],"tags":[159],"class_list":["post-2052","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asides","tag-grandmother","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2052","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2052"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2052\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}