{"id":2081,"date":"2008-11-06T12:22:13","date_gmt":"2008-11-06T17:22:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=2081"},"modified":"2008-11-06T12:22:13","modified_gmt":"2008-11-06T17:22:13","slug":"on-things-i-wonder-about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2081","title":{"rendered":"On Things I Wonder About"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Those rubber band balls you can buy at office supply stores?<\/p>\n<p>You know.  The ones that are the size of a baseball.  Round.  Made entirely of rubber bands.  And which would probably hurt like a motherfucker if you threw it at someone.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, those rubber band balls.<\/p>\n<p>How are they made?<\/p>\n<p>Is it a machine?  Are they made by hand?  Is it someone in a Third World country who gets like a nickel for every single one he assembles?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m suddenly imagining factories.  Sweet shops, really.<\/p>\n<p>All to make rubber band balls.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I really wonder about these things.<\/p>\n<p>I blame my migraine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Those rubber band balls you can buy at office supply stores? You know. The ones that are the size of a baseball. Round. Made entirely of rubber bands. And which would probably hurt like a motherfucker if you threw it at someone. Yeah, those rubber band balls. How are they made? Is it a machine?<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2081\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Things I Wonder About&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114],"tags":[510,4124],"class_list":["post-2081","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asides","tag-headache","tag-work","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2081","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2081"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2081\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}