Why would anyone<\/i> drink Bud Light Lime?<\/p>\n
It’s bland. It’s flavorless. There’s no body. There’s no aroma.<\/p>\n
It’s so inoffensive I’m offended.<\/p>\n
I shouldn’t complain; it was given to me, and I shouldn’t question the gift.<\/p>\n
Yet!<\/p>\n
Bud Light Lime. If this were the last beer left on the Earth, I would pour it out on the ground and not think twice.<\/p>\n
*sigh*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Why would anyone drink Bud Light Lime? It’s bland. It’s flavorless. There’s no body. There’s no aroma. It’s so inoffensive I’m offended. I shouldn’t complain; it was given to me, and I shouldn’t question the gift. Yet! Bud Light Lime. If this were the last beer left on the Earth, I would pour it outContinue reading “On Random Beer Thoughts”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114],"tags":[327],"class_list":["post-2089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asides","tag-beer","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2089","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2089"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2089\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}