{"id":2121,"date":"2009-02-09T16:46:30","date_gmt":"2009-02-09T21:46:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=2121"},"modified":"2009-02-09T16:46:30","modified_gmt":"2009-02-09T21:46:30","slug":"on-james-liptons-10-questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2121","title":{"rendered":"On James Lipton&#8217;s 10 Questions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I always like a good meme.  This one comes from <a href=\"http:\/\/daytonward.livejournal.com\/308236.html\">Dayton Ward<\/a>, also known as &#8220;The Chosen One.&#8221;  These are James Lipton&#8217;s <i>Inside the Actor&#8217;s Studio<\/i> &#8220;10 Questions&#8221; that he asks each of his guests, based upon the Proust Questionnaire.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><b>What is your favorite word?<\/b><br \/>Cloud.<\/li>\n<li><b>What is your least favorite word?<\/b><br \/>Fire.<\/li>\n<li><b>What turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally?<\/b><br \/>Competition.  The feeling that my work isn&#8217;t measuring up makes me focus my energies and step up my game.<\/li>\n<li><b>What turns you off?<\/b><br \/>Dishonesty.  It&#8217;s about the only thing I cannot forgive.<\/li>\n<li><b>What is your favorite curse word?<\/b><br \/>Fuck.<\/li>\n<li><b>What sound or noise do you love?<\/b><br \/>The sound of a cat purring.<\/li>\n<li><b>What sound or noise do you hate?<\/b><br \/>The sound of things crashing together.<\/li>\n<li><b>What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?<\/b><br \/>I would like to go to sea.<\/li>\n<li><b>What profession would you not like to do?<\/b><br \/>Janitor.<\/li>\n<li><b>If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?<\/b><br \/>&#8220;You were right; as gods go, I&#8217;m a fuck-up.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Lipton, of course, was the prison warden in <i>Arrested Development<\/i>. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I always like a good meme. This one comes from Dayton Ward, also known as &#8220;The Chosen One.&#8221; These are James Lipton&#8217;s Inside the Actor&#8217;s Studio &#8220;10 Questions&#8221; that he asks each of his guests, based upon the Proust Questionnaire. What is your favorite word?Cloud. What is your least favorite word?Fire. What turns you on<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2121\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On James Lipton&#8217;s 10 Questions&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104],"tags":[4107,354],"class_list":["post-2121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memes","tag-memes","tag-personality","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2121"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2121\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}