{"id":2148,"date":"2009-01-05T15:53:23","date_gmt":"2009-01-05T20:53:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=2148"},"modified":"2009-01-05T15:53:23","modified_gmt":"2009-01-05T20:53:23","slug":"on-old-calendars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2148","title":{"rendered":"On Old Calendars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>New year, new calendar time. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Last year at the office I had <i>three<\/i> calendars.  Two were hanging monthly calendars.  There was a <i>Lord of the Rings<\/i> calendar, specifically for the <i>Battle for Middle Earth<\/i> games from EA.  I also had a Winnie-the-Pooh calendar, which showed Pooh and his friends, including Lumpy.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s also the page-a-day calendar &mdash; the <i>Bad President<\/i> Countdown Calendar, which runs out on Inauguration Day 2009.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s what I had, at the office, for 2008.<\/p>\n<p>I keep my old calendars.  No, not the page-a-day calendars.  Those are disposable.  They&#8217;re <i>supposed<\/i> to be thrown away.  That&#8217;s the whole <i>point<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>But the hanging monthly calendars?  I keep those.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not one to write on a calendar.  It&#8217;s unseemly.  It&#8217;s not <i>me<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Usually, I buy calendars because I like the art.  Or sometimes they&#8217;re novelty calendars of some sort.  I have the <i>Perfect Dark<\/i> calendar, with the images from the <i>FHM<\/i> &#8220;photo spread&#8221; of Joanna Dark, from a few years ago.  Oh, and the <i>Babes of Norrath<\/i> calendars we had at EB Games for the <i>Champions of Norrath<\/i> games.  See, those are collectibles!<\/p>\n<p>Then things like the <i>Lord of the Rings<\/i> calendars.  I&#8217;ve gotten art calendars there &mdash; John Howe, or the art from the computer game.  Those are pretty to look at.  How could I pitch those?<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s no real need to consult the calendars on <i>when<\/i> a particular date fell.  I just like to pull an old calendar to look at the artwork.  Nothing wrong with that, is there?<\/p>\n<p>Maybe someday I&#8217;ll toss my old calendar collection.  Maybe I&#8217;ll see no utility in keeping them around.  Yet, art is art, and so, for the present anyway, I keep my old calendars.<\/p>\n<p>Except, maybe, for the calendar I&#8217;m currently using at work.  It&#8217;s a bit, erm, <i>cheap<\/i>.  I had to reinforce the holes with scotch tape before I could hang it.  When I get a <i>real<\/i> calendar &mdash; note to self: check out the calendar stands in the mall before they disappear &mdash; <i>then<\/i> I&#8217;ll chuck it with a real replacement. \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New year, new calendar time. \ud83d\ude42 Last year at the office I had three calendars. Two were hanging monthly calendars. There was a Lord of the Rings calendar, specifically for the Battle for Middle Earth games from EA. I also had a Winnie-the-Pooh calendar, which showed Pooh and his friends, including Lumpy. There&#8217;s also the<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2148\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Old Calendars&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114],"tags":[540],"class_list":["post-2148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asides","tag-calendar","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2148\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}