{"id":2164,"date":"2009-01-16T20:06:56","date_gmt":"2009-01-17T01:06:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=2164"},"modified":"2009-01-16T20:06:56","modified_gmt":"2009-01-17T01:06:56","slug":"on-the-cold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2164","title":{"rendered":"On the Cold"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was cold today.<\/p>\n<p><i>Really<\/i> fucking cold.<\/p>\n<p>I shouldn&#8217;t complain.  It was fifteen degrees here in Charm City.  Other places were <i>far<\/i> below that.<\/p>\n<p>Still, it&#8217;s <i>cold<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t like the cold.<\/p>\n<p>I <i>especially<\/i> don&#8217;t like the cold, because it makes me limp.<\/p>\n<p>Many years ago in college, I accidentally brutally broke a bone in my foot while jumping out of bed.  It wasn&#8217;t a sudden thing; I jumped out of my top bunk onto the hard, tile floor every day.  Thus, the balls of my feet <i>always<\/i> hurt.  It turned out, years later, that I had broken a bone, and it had healed, but when the weather turns the bone <i>hurts<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Thus, I&#8217;m limping around like I&#8217;ve been hobbled by a giant hobbling thing.<\/p>\n<p>All because the cold.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, by Sunday temperatures should be back into the mid-thirties.<\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s hoping that forty and fifty degree temperatures are due not long thereafter. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was cold today. Really fucking cold. I shouldn&#8217;t complain. It was fifteen degrees here in Charm City. Other places were far below that. Still, it&#8217;s cold. I don&#8217;t like the cold. I especially don&#8217;t like the cold, because it makes me limp. Many years ago in college, I accidentally brutally broke a bone in<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2164\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On the Cold&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[363],"class_list":["post-2164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-weather","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2164"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2164\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}