{"id":2185,"date":"2009-02-04T15:14:07","date_gmt":"2009-02-04T20:14:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=2185"},"modified":"2009-02-04T15:14:07","modified_gmt":"2009-02-04T20:14:07","slug":"on-alberto-gonzales-next-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2185","title":{"rendered":"On Alberto Gonzales&#8217; Next Job"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has a problem &mdash; <a href=\"http:\/\/tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com\/2009\/02\/gonzo_blames_tough_economy_for_struggle_to_find_a.php\">he can&#8217;t find a job<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>He blames a &#8220;tough economy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>If law firms aren&#8217;t hiring, maybe Gonzales should look to other venues and employment opportunities.  Maybe he should think about a career change.<\/p>\n<p>What about Professional Hellboy Impersonator?  He could get done up in red grease paint, wear a foam hand, and work parties and mall openings.  I&#8217;m sure that could be very lucrative.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Rickshaw\">Rickshaw Puller<\/a>.  Washington, DC could use rickshaws on the streets, ferrying people from here to there.  Tourists would be impressed.  He could earn tips.<\/p>\n<p>Those are just two ideas I had.  I can probably think of more.<\/p>\n<p>What about you?  What do you think Alberto Gonzales&#8217; next job should be?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has a problem &mdash; he can&#8217;t find a job. He blames a &#8220;tough economy.&#8221; If law firms aren&#8217;t hiring, maybe Gonzales should look to other venues and employment opportunities. Maybe he should think about a career change. What about Professional Hellboy Impersonator? He could get done up in red grease<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2185\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Alberto Gonzales&#8217; Next Job&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[86],"tags":[365,367],"class_list":["post-2185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","tag-alberto-gonzales","tag-hellboy","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2185"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2185\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}