{"id":2186,"date":"2009-02-05T16:51:12","date_gmt":"2009-02-05T21:51:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=2186"},"modified":"2009-02-05T16:51:12","modified_gmt":"2009-02-05T21:51:12","slug":"on-the-slow-passage-of-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2186","title":{"rendered":"On the Slow Passage of Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I had to make an estimate, I&#8217;ve spent an hour of my workday in the elevator.<\/p>\n<p>I work on the sixth floor.  It&#8217;s been a very clear and bright day in Baltimore, albeit a cold one.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve spent my day delivering paperwork to the third floor.<\/p>\n<p>Either I&#8217;m given paperwork to take to the third floor, or I&#8217;m given paperwork and I deliver reports I generate based on the paperwork, or I&#8217;m delivering content I wrote myself for approvals.<\/p>\n<p>It began when I arrived at my desk.  I turned on my computer, and picked up the paperwork off my desk and headed downstairs while the ol&#8217; CPU booted up.  And then it never seemed to stop.<\/p>\n<p>No matter how you slice it, I&#8217;ve spent a <i>lot<\/i> of time in the elevators today.<\/p>\n<p>So now I&#8217;m in-between things.  I&#8217;m drinking coffee.  I&#8217;m listening to Ringo Starr&#8217;s &#8220;Only You.&#8221;  I&#8217;m watching the moon climb in the sky.  I&#8217;m watching cars drive by several floors below.<\/p>\n<p>The one thing I am not doing?  I am <i>not<\/i> in the elevator.<\/p>\n<p>And chances are, the next time I ride the elevator, I will be leaving the office building for the day. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I had to make an estimate, I&#8217;ve spent an hour of my workday in the elevator. I work on the sixth floor. It&#8217;s been a very clear and bright day in Baltimore, albeit a cold one. I&#8217;ve spent my day delivering paperwork to the third floor. Either I&#8217;m given paperwork to take to the<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2186\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On the Slow Passage of Time&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[668,4124],"class_list":["post-2186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-time","tag-work","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2186"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2186\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}