{"id":2239,"date":"2009-03-14T07:05:38","date_gmt":"2009-03-14T12:05:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=2239"},"modified":"2009-03-14T07:05:38","modified_gmt":"2009-03-14T12:05:38","slug":"on-saturday-morning-tragedies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2239","title":{"rendered":"On Saturday Morning Tragedies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Weekend Edition<\/i> with Scott Simon is on the radio.<\/p>\n<p>I have my first cup of coffee sitting on the desk in front of me.<\/p>\n<p>But I don&#8217;t have a donut.<\/p>\n<p>There was one.  A chocolate donut.  It was glazed.  I remember seeing it.<\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s gone.<\/p>\n<p>The plastic container, it was still there.<\/p>\n<p>But there was no donut.  Only crumbs.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted the donut. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll have to settle for Cheerios.<\/p>\n<p>I know, Cheerios are healthier.  But I <i>really<\/i> would have liked that donut.<\/p>\n<p>It was chocolate!<\/p>\n<p>At least I still have my coffee.  And <i>Weekend Edition<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Weekend Edition with Scott Simon is on the radio. I have my first cup of coffee sitting on the desk in front of me. But I don&#8217;t have a donut. There was one. A chocolate donut. It was glazed. I remember seeing it. And it&#8217;s gone. The plastic container, it was still there. But there<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2239\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Saturday Morning Tragedies&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114],"tags":[399,4093],"class_list":["post-2239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asides","tag-coffee","tag-life","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2239"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2239\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}