{"id":2256,"date":"2009-03-18T14:03:17","date_gmt":"2009-03-18T19:03:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=2256"},"modified":"2009-03-18T14:03:17","modified_gmt":"2009-03-18T19:03:17","slug":"on-educational-toys-for-children","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2256","title":{"rendered":"On Educational Toys For Children"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a niece.  She&#8217;s not quite four months.<\/p>\n<p>She got a St. Patrick&#8217;s Day card from her uncle.  (It&#8217;s so <i>weird<\/i> to refer to myself as an &#8220;uncle.&#8221;  I know it&#8217;s the right word, but damn, I do <b>not<\/b> feel avuncular.)  The card was&#8230; delightfully bonkers, if I do say so myself.<\/p>\n<p>What to top that?  I&#8217;m thinking that she needs <i>these<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/geek-kids\/1-3-years\/b78f\/'>Young Mad Scientist Alphabet Blocks<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, she can learn the alphabet.  And she can learn how to take over the world!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Each block measures 1 3\/8 inches square and depicts six mad science concepts and the appropriate letters.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Where were toys like that when <i>I<\/i> was growing up?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;U is for Underground Lair&#8221; indeed!<\/p>\n<p>I shall have to ponder this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a niece. She&#8217;s not quite four months. She got a St. Patrick&#8217;s Day card from her uncle. (It&#8217;s so weird to refer to myself as an &#8220;uncle.&#8221; I know it&#8217;s the right word, but damn, I do not feel avuncular.) The card was&#8230; delightfully bonkers, if I do say so myself. What to<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2256\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Educational Toys For Children&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[627,396],"class_list":["post-2256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-education","tag-silly","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2256\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}