{"id":2262,"date":"2009-03-22T22:05:12","date_gmt":"2009-03-23T03:05:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=2262"},"modified":"2009-03-22T22:05:12","modified_gmt":"2009-03-23T03:05:12","slug":"on-painful-wisdom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2262","title":{"rendered":"On Painful Wisdom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Note to self.<\/p>\n<p>Do <b>not<\/b> laugh like that when your sinuses and bronchial passages are clogged and are in serious need of Drano.  You <i>will<\/i> hurt something, your nose <i>will<\/i> go all caddywumpus, and you <i>will<\/i> start hacking like Grignr the Ecordian in some stygian abyss.<\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Note to self. Do not laugh like that when your sinuses and bronchial passages are clogged and are in serious need of Drano. You will hurt something, your nose will go all caddywumpus, and you will start hacking like Grignr the Ecordian in some stygian abyss. That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114],"tags":[682,4118],"class_list":["post-2262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asides","tag-illness","tag-philosophy","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2262\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}