{"id":2297,"date":"2009-04-30T15:50:07","date_gmt":"2009-04-30T20:50:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=2297"},"modified":"2009-04-30T15:50:07","modified_gmt":"2009-04-30T20:50:07","slug":"on-urls-as-written-by-charles-dickens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2297","title":{"rendered":"On URLs as Written by Charles Dickens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Imagine, for a moment, that Charles Dickens wrote URLs.<\/p>\n<p>For the non-technical, a URL is a website address.  A &#8220;Universal Resource Locator.&#8221;  I presume you&#8217;re reading this from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/\">http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/<\/a>, though there are other places and other ways you might have found your way here.<\/p>\n<p>But, again, let us suppose that Charles Dickens wrote URLs.<\/p>\n<p>We don&#8217;t need to suppose.  We can visit <a href=\"http:\/\/dickensurl.com\/\">DickensURL.com<\/a> and discover, for ourselves, what URLs would have looked like in the age of Charles Dickens.<\/p>\n<p>Give it a URL, and it gives you a Charles Dickens quotation and a link.<\/p>\n<p>To get to this website, try &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/dickensurl.com\/7a61\/Shes_the_ornament_of_her_sex\">She&#8217;s the ornament of her sex<\/a>.&#8221;  Which doesn&#8217;t <i>really<\/i> work, as I&#8217;m not a she. \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s a quote from <i>The Old Curiosity Shop<\/i>, a book, by the way, which I&#8217;ve never read.  I&#8217;ve <i>heard<\/i> of it, but not read it, no.<\/p>\n<p>TrekBBS is, nonsensical as this sounds, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/dickensurl.com\/8076\/A_person_who_cant_pay_gets_another_person_who_cant_pay_to_guarantee_that_he_can_pay_Like_a_person_with_two_wooden_legs_getting_another_person_with_two_wooden_legs_to_guarantee_that_he_has_got_two_natural_legs_It_dont_make_either_of_them_able_to_do_a_walking_match\">A person who can&#8217;t pay, gets another person who can&#8217;t pay, to guarantee that he can pay. Like a person with two wooden legs getting another person with two wooden legs, to guarantee that he has got two natural legs. It don&#8217;t make either of them able to do a walking match<\/a>&#8221; from <i>Little Dorrit<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>I really disagree that Google is &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/dickensurl.com\/b\/Once_a_gentleman_and_always_a_gentleman\">Once a gentleman, and always a gentleman<\/a>,&#8221; but I&#8217;m not the programmer.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dickensurl.com\/\">DickensURL<\/a>, for all your fucking-around-in-a-literary-way needs. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Imagine, for a moment, that Charles Dickens wrote URLs. For the non-technical, a URL is a website address. A &#8220;Universal Resource Locator.&#8221; I presume you&#8217;re reading this from http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/, though there are other places and other ways you might have found your way here. But, again, let us suppose that Charles Dickens wrote URLs. We<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2297\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On URLs as Written by Charles Dickens&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[74],"tags":[396],"class_list":["post-2297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reading","tag-silly","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2297"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2297\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}