{"id":2432,"date":"2009-11-07T12:09:45","date_gmt":"2009-11-07T17:09:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.net\/?p=2432"},"modified":"2009-11-07T12:09:45","modified_gmt":"2009-11-07T17:09:45","slug":"on-saturday-musings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2432","title":{"rendered":"On Saturday Musings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A telemarketer called.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what he wanted.  I didn&#8217;t hang up on him.  I just put the phone down, got up, fixed lunch, hung out laundry, and then came back half an hour later.  He wasn&#8217;t there any more.  I put the phone back on the receiver.<\/p>\n<p>My grandmother seemed determined to sleep the day away.<\/p>\n<p>The best solution to this, rather than waking her myself, was to let the <i>cat<\/i> wake her.  I let the cat in, I went outside, and ten minutes later she was up.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s actually a little dangerous to let the cat wake her.  No, the cat won&#8217;t do anything to her, but she may do something to the cat.<\/p>\n<p>At times, she loves the cat.  At other times, she hates the cat.  At times, she says she&#8217;s had cats all of her life.  At other times, she insists she&#8217;s deathly allergic to cats.<\/p>\n<p>In North Carolina, she loved the cats.  She couldn&#8217;t tell them apart, but she loved them.  When she came back to Baltimore, the cats that she had loved were strangers to her, and she hated them.<\/p>\n<p>The danger with letting the cat wake her, then, is that she would either be gentle with the cat or she would scream at the cat.<\/p>\n<p>In this case, she was gentle to the cat.  She laughed about the cat waking her up.<\/p>\n<p>And then I have a bloody gash on my left leg.  I misjudged a wooden stand, and scraped my leg deeply.  It was bloody, and now it&#8217;s clotted.<\/p>\n<p>Scott Simon talked to Philip Glenister about <i>Life on Mars<\/i> this morning.  It was a fun interview; NPR played some of Bowie&#8217;s song.<\/p>\n<p>If only it were windier.  Today&#8217;s wonderfully autumn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A telemarketer called. I don&#8217;t know what he wanted. I didn&#8217;t hang up on him. I just put the phone down, got up, fixed lunch, hung out laundry, and then came back half an hour later. He wasn&#8217;t there any more. I put the phone back on the receiver. My grandmother seemed determined to sleep<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/?p=2432\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;On Saturday Musings&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[4132,159,4093],"class_list":["post-2432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-cats","tag-grandmother","tag-life","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2432"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2432\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.allyngibson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}